Palm and Magnolia
Our Mom is BS Crazy
Our Mom is BS Crazy
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There’s always one in the family…
and if you’re wearing this, we already know who it is 😉
Our “Our Mom is Batshit Crazy!” Coastal Companion Tee brings together everything we love — poodles, beach life, and just enough attitude to turn heads from the pier to the porch.
Featuring four happy companions riding high in true coastal style, set against a Fernandina Beach sunset, this piece captures that carefree, salty-air, dog-loving life we all understand.
Printed on the iconic Comfort Colors C1717, this shirt feels like it’s already been your favorite for years — soft, broken-in, and made for everyday wear.
Whether you’re walking the shoreline, heading into town, or just being “that dog mom”…
this one speaks for itself.
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GARMENT DETAILS
- Comfort Colors C1717
- 6.1 oz. ring-spun USA cotton
- Garment-dyed for that lived-in coastal fade
- Relaxed, unisex fit
- Preshrunk & soft-washed
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Sustainably and ethically made
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DESIGN FEATURES
- Premium back print (14” x 18” format)
- Fernandina Beach, FL coastal scene
- Four Standard Poodles (signature Royal Dixie style)
- Vintage distress finish for boutique feel
- High-resolution DTG print (Apliiq/Ninja POD optimized)
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FIT & STYLE
- True to size (relaxed fit)
- Size up for oversized beach look
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Perfect for:
- Dog moms 🐩
- Beach days 🌴
- Boat rides ⚓
- “I said what I said” energy 😎
| Size | Full body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.63" | 17.5" | 8" |
| M | 28" | 19.5" | 8.25" |
| L | 29.38" | 21.25" | 9" |
| XL | 30.75" | 23" | 9.5" |
| 2XL | 31.63" | 25" | 9.75" |
| 3XL | 32.5" | 27" | 9.75" |
| 4XL | null | 29 3/4" |
